Me and my pup Swanson. Follow along as I watch and review my way through AFI's 100 Years...100 Movies - 10th Anniversary Edition and become the worlds greatest movie critic. Every good movie critic has a rating system; some rely on stars, others their thumbs, and mine will be as follows: Don't waste your time, Meh, Liked it, Loved it, Drop what you're doing and go see it right now. I mean listen, I haven't actually watched Citizen Kane, but I'm told it's the #1 movie of all time (we'll see about that). I promise quippy, sometimes funny, semi-controversial reviews. When I'm not watching movies, I wear my hair in a top knot and enjoy #thatpnwlife in Portland, OR.